Bands
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CURSED EARTH 
Christian Rap-Core

Highlights:
  • Band photo at Vermont Reggae Fest, and potato block print letters.
  • 1st show and 3rd practice in Burlington, VT resulted in the DIY venue "The Space" getting shut down. (permanently) 
  • 2nd show in Brattleboro, VT at Common Ground Cafe (anarchist outpost)(with no lights, and only an extension cord from the neighbors for the PA) resulted in Common Ground Cafe getting shutdown. (permanently) 
  • 3rd show and Radio Appearance on WRUV FM Burlington - The Howie Rose Show, resulted in The Howie Rose Show getting kicked off the air of  WRUV 90.1 FM. (permanently) 
  • 4th show in Plattsburgh, NY at the DIY venue Fuk Pitt resulted in the venue getting shut down. (permanently) 
  • 4 song demo 2003
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CRYPT KiCKER FiVE 
(Some What Christian) Surf Punk

Highlights:
  • Merchandise, website, logo, stickers, patches, album covers, tshirts released before our first show.
  • Pre-show we setup a 13 white cross graveyard in our front yard. Which prompted a visit from our landlord 2 hours later demanding we take it down and threatening to not renew our lease. We didn't take it down and and the lease wasn't renewed. (So I bought a house instead and have a permanent graveyard setup in the front yard!)
  • 1st show opened for Against Me! in Burlington, VT at Club 242 - during which we smashed a computer and monitor while giving a speech on the many evils in the devils playground (the internet) and its many minions (computers).
  • 2nd show we made a GIANT cardboard castle, handed out swords and shields to the entire audience, and then proceeded to kick the shit out of each other and brake all our instruments. (accidentally)
  • 3rd show, we curated a completely pitch black room, we wrapped ourselves in christmas lights, and covered the entire "Kill Bill" soundtrack.
  • Unreleased 4 song demo 2004 (our fame went to our dicks and we proceeded to sword fight until we broke up over our blog!)
FRANKnoise 
Christian Emo / Broken Heart

Highlights:
  • After an unsuccessful suicide attempt we recorded a 9 hour jam session. We got 1 decent sounding track out of the whole thing. Which I gave to my pretend ex-girlfriend, and then she left town, again. 
  • Guest appearance by Rapper/Producer Sarah Franceschini in Music Video
  • 1 love song broken heart Demo 2005
Mountain Wizards 
Hardcore

Highlights:
  • 1st show played the Half Lounge in Burlington, VT and got the band and each individual member permanently barred from playing, or drinking there in 2005
  • 2nd show spent 2 hours duck taping ourselves to the wall in our living room and playing for mostly 14 year old girls.
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FEED ME! 
Noise / Preaching

Highlights:
  • A quote from our Bass player: "We played one show inside of a dumpster in the Junktiques parking lot and made most people leave. Jon Will threw someone into one of the tables and then broke everything on it."
  • We handed out paint by number with real razor blades inserted into paper. Some people took 2, some people left.
  • We (well I didn't ask the rest of the band) brought a 10 foot cross, and about 5 gallons of gasoline hidden under a blanket. To be used mid way through the show to make a point that I get really sad when girlfriends leave town to go to South America. Mr. Jamba asked me right before we went on, "no matter what happens, I really want to see Mr. Island play after you!" So I chickened out using the cross and gas and just ended up setting a McDonalds dumpster on fire later that night instead. (it goes without saying I guess, we where permanently banned from playing any venue run by Mr. Jamba)
S(band)EX
Mashup Super Sexy Queer Choreographed Dance

Highlights:
  • When we formed, the only point was to take over SUPER boring partys with super queer choreographed dance. And we did!!! We would go in, turn off the crap they were playing, and put our crap on. We where even given permission to play at the end of a beautiful indie rock show. Needless to say, people loved/hated us!!!
  • As the music is charging up we are stripping out of our clothes to reveal our spandex outfits!

I'm Passive Aggressive
Tribal / Industrial

Highlights:
  • This is the only band i've been in that has been completely honest. We were all total dicks and so we wore giant condoms.
  • 1st/only show was played inside the Radio Bean Coffee House in Burlington, VT, the owner was out of town and so we took the liberty to have a "Hot Dog/Tofu Pup Picnic", which is to say we brought 3 toaster ovens inside this cafe and stunk the place up. We then spread picnic blankets everywhere and proceeded to have a ketchup mustard food fight.
  • Permanently BANNED!
  • 4 song Demo 2010

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