Performance

Birdies

Burlington, VT at BCA gallery in 2011

• Mostly freaking people out and getting my butt pinched.
• Performing with Estefania Puerta

Feed Me! and the Crypt Kicker Five!

Burlington, VT Church Street 2011

• Performing with Sara Mehalick, Adam Linnebur, and Estanfania Puerta

Bro Circus 

Brooklyn, NY Blunderland at The Red Lotus 2011 

• Choreographed dancing by Ethan Horsefeathers

Bad Relationship Advice
Austin Texas at SXSW on 6th Street 2011

• This consisted mostly of telling 20 year women that they can do better then their boyfriend who won't let them read his txt messages. and telling 30 year old men that it didn't matter what size their penis is, as long they had good hands and a great tongue.

Haircuts From The Future!
Bushwick, Brooklyn, NYC at BK Farm and Flea 2012
Austin Texas at SXSW on 6th Street 2011
Burlington Vermont at First Night on College Street 2010

• Performing with Tkrush
• Mostly touching greasy hipsters dandruff and trying to nicely get them to talk about their deep desires.

Baby Bird Feeding!
Austin Texas at SXSW on 6th Street 2011

• Standing around for 2 hours while thousands of pictures are taken. Then, two guys come up and ask to have a picture with me, after the picture one of them turns to me and says "you know, I invented baby bird feeding" and winks.
• Eventually a women comes up and asks "Whats baby bird feeding?" I explain and she goes off to get some food. She comes back and I say "okay, do you want to be the baby bird or the momma bird?" she choose momma and we proceeded to run around screaming and flapping and chew/spitting/licking/kissing food into each others mouths.  I then say "That was great! you from around here?" and shes all like "Yeah! I grew up here, I'm a softmore in high school!"

Kissin' Booth
Austin Texas at SXSW on 6th Street 2011

• 4 member band free-styling kissing songs 
•  A sign attached to a long stick that is shoved in front of every camera that tries to take picture that says "tips for photos!"
• I was mostly trying to trick drunk bros into kissing me.
• Performing with Tkrush, who had no problem tricking people.
  

Street Improv
New Orleans Louisiana on Royal Street 2011

• We played a game where we each said one word at the beggining and then riffed off of that. Which of course ends up by running around in circles, yelling, and energetically having sex with each other.
  
• Performed with Kalan Sherrard of enormousface.com (in red)

Pay Toilet
Castro San Fransico, CA - Halloween 2007

• This is the year the mayor cancelled Halloween. This mostly ment that 99% of the bars in the Castro were shut down and barricades and police officers everywhere! To say the least I was disappointed.
  
• One thing that was mentioned on the news before Halloween was that the city was not going to put out port-o-potties because Halloween was cancelled! So I of course wanted to offer a remedy to all the souls needing to go pee. Inside the box was a vacuum hose that I offered to people who needed to go. They would pull it into their pants and I would smile at them as they would ask where the pee was going.

Steve "The Sign Guy " Wonderbike
Burlington Vermont on Church Street 2010

• BY FAR, the best, most interesting, brave, persistent person in Burlington. The fact that he allows me in his presence is a blessing.

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